Tired of the constant "is that another order" from your parents, partner, friends, or housemates? 
 
You could cut them out of your lives completely for uttering such negativity OR  you could use our new free alibi service. Simply add this to your basket before checkout and when we pack your order, we'll remove the packing slip and "Thank you" card and replace them with this "Congratulations on winning our competition" card.**
 
* This is meant to be used in good humor, we cannot be held responsible for any situation that arrises out of being so deceiptful :D